Today.

Today I got a paper cut on my upper lip.
Today my mother called me. For the first time in about three months, give or take.
Same old shit.
Today I finished book two of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.
I am still pissed it is "Twilight Fan Fiction" though.
I mean, what sort of freaky, bored housewife writes something that takes her favorite books & movies and just adds a shit ton of sex?
Freaks.